About Free Time During Taper...

10. Learn how to make amazing origami animals so you can show up Rutz.

9. Actually read those 150 pages of work assigned daily.

8. Listen to Coach give a 30 minute speech everyday that starts with the line: “Guys, this will only take a minute…”

7. Use your college math skills to calculate how much alcohol you missed out on during dry season.

6. Waste your time watching horribly unrealistic new episodes of 24 when you could be learning history from old Chuck Norris movies.

5. Search for where Dunaway is hiding his pot of leprechaun gold.

4. Force Colts fans to admit that 80 percent of the Earth is covered by water and the other 20 percent is covered by the Bears’ defense.

3. Sleep more than four hours straight without waking up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about a purple set.

2a. Go tanning so you can look pretty like Weaver.

2b. Spend more time fixing your hair so you can be pretty like Blackwell.

1. Rest up for the greatest performance at conference in the history of Wabash Swimming and Diving.

by Spolarich '08