William A. Digman III '12 --  I sit here, in my room, watching the classic comedy "Anchorman" and of course finishing up some homework, Coach. I find the love, hilariousness(If that's a word?), and lame pick-up lines that our team possesses in this one-of-a-kind movie. My team, our team, the Wabash "Red-Pack" is my ultimate love. I think I can speak for everyone in saying that running for myself, but also each and every one of you, is something that I crave, nonstop. I did not make the 7th man varsity spot for our team this year. Although I'm disappointed in myself, I cannot stop thinking about the feeling I will have, watching my crazy fast teammates run. Seth, run your heart out, I know you will kill it. Hugh, you are going to have the race of your life, just stay close to Seth. Micah, Donovan, and Kevin, I'm so glad to see such a gnarly pack consisting of you three! I want to see you guys work together the whole race! Sam, DON'T pass those three, run with them. Finally, Grahm Daddy, you can hang on the whole race, just not the last 400! Think of your favorite song "Hey nightmare, where did you get them teeth?" and I promise you will have a heck of a finish! Don't worry guys, you will be great. We haven't done all of this hard work for nothing. Everybody is just starting to realize how big of a threat we are. They are truly scared of the guns. M.O.W.N.B.U.